Apr 20, 2018

The Onion


The Onion, has an Instagram post about an overly plaid hipster (that would be me) who makes photographs with a pen. I think what they are trying to say is, buy Tommy Kane's new illustration book, "All My Photographs Are Made With Pens." Link to buy here.

Apr 19, 2018

Sarah Huckapoo Sanders


"Look, as the president has clearly stated, he thinks Tommy Kane has been the source of numerous leaks. Mr. Kane was recently spotted on a flight to Mexico with black ink all over his enormous hands from an exploded Uniball pen. It was obvious because the ink was also on his very expensive Ralph Lauren double RRL shirt too. It is no secret that Kane is known in the art world as a very bad hombre. President Trump has repeatedly said that Kane has been leaking for years. Tommy Kane is just as pathetic as Crooked Picasso or Little Monet."

Apr 17, 2018

Photos Made With Pens


It's not easy to go up against the mighty camera in this day and age. In my quest to battle Canon, Nikon and Sony, I try to put up a daily fight. My pen is not to be messed with. Troll for my new book, "All My Photographs Are Made With Pens." 600 eye-popping illustrations jammed in 224 pages, like sardines in a can. A few of the illustrations are actually of fish by the way. It's actually on super sale at Amazon for a mere 12 bucks, about the price of a tuna sandwich (which you shouldn't even be eating).

Apr 16, 2018

Trumped


In March, Trump withdrew the Animal Welfare Rule. This rule applied to animals being raised for meat labeled organic. Because of Trump, the animals no longer need any access to outdoors. Now when you buy organic chicken, it will be raised indoors, jammed together as close as possible next to other chickens or in cages. This increases disease, sores, tumors, broken limbs and cancers. The current language governing what can be certified organic is clear on some points. Animals must be raised without antibiotics or growth hormones, and their feed must also be organic without genetically modified organisms or unapproved synthetic pesticides. But there is less clarity on animal welfare and living conditions. Many hens and cows live in the same or similar conditions as their nonorganic counterparts, with no room to move and only screened-in porches for "outside" access. The USDA estimates that about half of all organic eggs come from hens living in total confinement. I know there are people out there who voted for Trump and are now pretending they sort of like his presidency. My advice though is at least don't eat any meat until he is out of office. By the way, 200 million eggs were recalled just this weekend for salmonella. And so it begins.

Apr 12, 2018

Toys


Stuff from my niece and nephew's pile of discarded toys. they were watching cartoons while I drew this. Out of the corner of my ear, I heard things from the cartoons like, "hiney and skid marks." Modern cartoons are whack.

Apr 6, 2018

Apr 2, 2018

Gifting


This is a gift for a little kid in LA. I'm good like that.

Mar 30, 2018

Magazine Article About Me


There is an article about me in the current issue of Vegan Life magazine. It basically says I'm a clever bugger.